May 2011
Also, I worry about my standards.
I may be drunk but I really want to make out with this guy. Complete asshole prick, but it’s been…what? 4 months since I’ve had any contact with another boy? Ugh.
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“I feel like a lightbulb… a sad, barely flickering lightbulb, not giving off any...”
– Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation (via deadchinadoll)
patternicity asked: I would just like to state that you have one of the best blogs out of all the people I follow. :]
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Oh my god. I'm such a sucker for fathers holding...
It’s just so god damn adorable.
April 2011
asearhymer-deactivated20110612- asked: seeeaaaaannnnn
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asearhymer-deactivated20110612- asked: seeeaaaaannnnn
Tumblr and specificially my followers
I can’t thank you enough for the support.
<3
I’m going to bed now. Thank you all for being so kind. I can’t ever repay you for it.
okay, now I'm very very drunk
drank 2 4lokos
drunkkkkkkkkkk
let’s talk?
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Okay. Getting annoyed.
Straight roommates just don’t understand.
“I’m pretty sure you can fuck some girl”
“Nope, I LITERALLY wouldn’t be able to get it up. Could you fuck a guy?”
“No, but that’s different.”
“How so?”
“Our hardware was made for girls.”
“That’s ridiculous, I would NEVER be able to touch a girl and get excited....
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